Table of Contents

Watching Gila Monsters Glow
Blow Wall
Studebaker
Sand
Mud Capper
The Drowning Pool
Football
Salvage King
Dead Hand of Hitler
The Movie Really Stank!
Mark IV Blivet
The Four-Pronged Three-Tubed
    Integrated Rubber Duck With
    Inverted Funnnel Masticator
Math Class
Parts is Parts
Children of Usher
Graduation Week
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